Dating Men 2
Posted on Monday, June 30, 2008 by oneP3 | (0) Comments
So, one of us has totally tried the online dating stuff. Not going to tell you which one You can learn a lot by the profiles on some of these sites. We hope the following is helpful for those of you going the WORLD WIDE WEB route.
Top ten list of things that may be warning signs….Ladies, let them go immediately if any of the following applies. (these happen to be things we have run into—believe it or not).
1. One of their self-proclaimed favorite things is Puppets (Unless you’re Jim Hensen and have his
sense of humor and his bank account, this isn’t cool).
2. They have the audacity to list sex as one of their favorite things (we know this already. You
don’t have to say it).
3. They disclose that they wish they could fly (no, not on an airplane…with their arms. Yes,
like Superman).
4. They live with their parents (wasn’t this a movie…several times over. And it never ended
happily with the guys staying with the folks).
5. When the answer to the question about ‘last book read’ is either “Harry Potter” or “Don’t read much,” close the match.
6. All the pictures on the profile were taken by them holding the camera out.(could mean they have no friends).
7. If the picture on the profile has a fancy background…(yeah like Sears or any “nature” scene).
8. If there is NO picture and they say they like to get to know you first.(translation: NOT A LOOKER)
9. If in their profile it says they “Really Likes KIDS!!!!!!” (Note the 5 exclamation marks……
10. When they list the things they can’t live without in the following order:
cable, my dog, God (might want to make friends with the dog…
We wish a lot of these dating sites were like Ebay and you could leave feedback. Such things as “Pouts when he does not get his way”, “Is cheap”, “Calls every 5 min.”. A sort of a warning for all the other sisters out there! This is not an exhaustive list. If you notice any other weird or completely dysfunctional behavior, run. Run like the wind.